Temuduga Diploma in English Communication (KPM)

Bismillahhirrahmannirahim

Chapter 1

Assalamuallaikum w.b.t and hello everyone! So today, I will be talking about my experience on attending an interview from KPM. Okay mostly korang sume tahu yang I ada mohon UPU and my first choice is Diploma Bahasa Inggeris UPSI. FYI  Diploma BI tu ada temuduga, dan ia hanya dijalankan di UPSI sahaja. Sama juga dengan kos Asasi TESL UiTM. Pon ade temuduga. and temuduga dia luas. Doesn't mean just one specific UiTM. Okay, let me tell you from the very beginning. Like i said, i ada mohon Diploma BI UPSI. I dh tak boleh mohon Asasi TESL UiTM or Asasi Bahasa Inggeris UIAM and also Diploma TESL Unisza. Because ketiga-tiga kos tu hanya untuk kategori A sahaja (kategori A mean fresh spm student) sufyan kategori B (hmmmm sedih kan T.T) So my 'harapan' is on Diploma BI UPSI (because i wannaaa be an english teacherrrr). And sufyan memang nak sangat tau kos tuuuuu (gilaaa nakkk) and i pon tunggu la semakan temuduga upsi tu. bole katekan setiap hari kott sufyan check portal dia. (like non stop srsly) i even call them to make sure when is the results for interview came out. and they told me that minggu kedua april dh boleh check sama ada di UPU or portal UPSI sendiri. so i pon wait jela for the 2nd week of april. 

Finally, the 2nd week has come. I pon bukak laman web UPU. and ada tulis semakan temuduga UPSI. i dengan tak sabar nye tekan. As usual, dorg akan suruh letak ic no. At first, rasa nervous gilaaa kot (debor) takot sama ada dapat iv atau tidakkkk... turns out, i tak dapat.... (i nangis) WEIIII SEDIHHHHH GILAAAAA WEIIIIIIIIII AKU TAK DAPAT INTERVIEW FOR DIPLOMA BI UPSI. RASA MACAM NAK TERJUN BANGUNAN PON ADA WEIIII... (hahahahaha) serious patah seribu kot bila nampak dia tulis ''Maaf nama anda tidak terpanggil untuk temuduga''... WEIIIIII SAKIT JANTUNG WEI RETAK SERIBU WEI MELETOP WEII ... ARHGHHHHGHGHGGHHHIZEJNWNWOIENRMVEI2.. (literally my feelings that time). I mean sape tak sedih. Kalau tak dapat temuduga diploma bi, dah sah2 la ko tkkn dpt kos diploma bi tuuuuu.... Itu je harapan sufyannnnn tauuuuuuuuuuuuuu.... FYI pada tahun 2016 sufyan mohon Asasi TESL pon tak dapat iv diaaaaa (plus time tu i belajar kat IPTS) so tahun ni pon tk dapatttttt (sape tak sedih) aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (gilaa) after that, i call kot dorg sampai merayu bagai cakap nak interview tu. (siap promote nak belanja makan lagi, cus yang angkat call tu perempuan hahahah) tapi dorg ckp mmg dh tetapkan pelajar interview tu, and nothing can change. So redhaaaaa jeloooooohhhh (huwaaaaaa) ok dari situ harapan i dh musnahhhhh (rse cm nk give up jeee...) even time kat tempat kerja pon rse cm tk bermaya nak g keje.... hmmmmmmm... 

Chapter 2

Okay, i pon tak tahu kenapa nak berchapter2 bagaii (hahahaha) untuk senangkan pembaca i guess? Okay lepas tak dapat je kos diploma bi tu, i pon move on. sebab i dengar ade intake august/september like that?.. (so i aim mmg nk go for that laaa) literally lepas rayaaaaaa.. masih tak nak lepaskan upsi.... hmmmmmm.. and then, my friend ade cakap. Dh check KPM lom. i pon baru ingt, i ade mohon KPM. Kos Diploma in English Communication. i pon pergi la check kat laman web KPM. and guess whattttttt? PON TAK DAPAT!!!!!!!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... (mentally breakdown) tapi time tu masih lagi heartbroke ngn UPSI. So KPM tu just rase sedih jee huhuhu... week after thatttttt,, (jeng3) time i tngh siap2 nak g keje.. i receive satu message nii.. and let me tell you something, i mmg selalu sangat receive message from Maxis, or unimportant messages laaa tu laaaaa ni laaaa.. (belambakkk) so i memang dh ada niat nak delete je message baru dpt niii.. tetapi kuasa Allah S,W,T, i tetiba tertekan message tu dua kali (double click) and it pop out a message saying ''Panggilan Temuduga Diploma in English Communication di KPM Bandar Melaka.'' I WAS LIKE WHAAAAAAATTTTTTT.. And after that, my friend message i via insta DM, and she told me dia pon dpt temuduga tuuu kat KPM.. tapi dia KPM Indera Mahkota, i KPM Bandar Melaka.. sebab my friend tu tinggal Pahang, I negeri sembilan.. so dorg nak dekatkan la darjah ketersampaian.. (something like that) I didn't expect i could get the interview for Diploma in English Communication at KPM (sebab dh check tk dpt, tapi dorg suruh buat rayuan.) Turns out, i dapat tahu yang DEC ni mmg ade interview, and siapa yang mohon kos tu, and bila check je. mmg takkan dapat, sebab kita kene pergi interview dia tu dulu. I am forever grateful dapat temuduga ni, biarpun bukan UPSI.. bersyukur la jugakkkkkk... tak sangkaaaa laaaaaaaaaa dapat... fuyooooooooo...

then I pon buat la preparation.

Chapter 3

Okay, so after i received the message. i pon buat la preparation. before that, i mmg dh mintak cuti awal2 sebab nak pergi interview ni. Interview untuk DEC ni only available for 2 days. 3rd and 4th May 2017. I dapat 3rd May. and my friend yg tinggal pahang tu dapat on 4th may. so senang bole bagi dia hint hahahahahaha.. bole katekan lepas dapat message tu i nonstop buat preparation. I buat essay, i belajar cara2 interview semua (maklumlah first time kan) i even do some of oral speaking.. tapi paling penat essay la sampah jenoh tangan kene menulisss.. and guessss whaaaaattt uoolllllsssssss.. i dapat message baru dari KPM dorg tulis apa tau. ''Temuduga di KPM Bandar Melaka'' ''Pakaian Formal'' ''Sila Bawa Sijil, salinan ic/surat beranak'' '' TIADA UJIAN BERTULIS''..... I MMG NAK JERIT JEEEE AHHHH... asal la tak nak g tahu awal2!! dh tak penat buat essay, ahhhhhh (takpe tak salah pun) and actually i was quite bersyukur la no writing test! (sebab malas nak menulisss) huhuhu.. so i just practice speaking and all laa, also i photostat ic sijil surat beranak sume.. ikut syarat yang ditetapkan. then finally, 3rd May has arrived. From N.Sembilan to KPM Bandar Melaka ambil masa 1 jam lebih je, tapi i tak tahu la kenapa i ask my parents keluar pukul 6:15 pagi, sedangkan iv tu start pukul 8:45 hahahahahaha. So after bertolak tu, sampai dalam pukul 8;00 pagi cm tu. We had our breakfast betul2 depan KPM. 

An interesting fact, KPM dengan UiTM ada collaboration. Sebab dorg MARA kan. plus KPM Bandar Melaka dekat gila ngn UiTM Bandaraya Melaka. like sangat!!!. then pukul 8:30 cm tu i pon pergi KPM. I ask the Service Counter kat mana iv tu held, sebelum nak habis tanya, dia dh terus jawab. At the Library. Just when i stepped at the library, dh bole nampak parents pelajar ade kat luar. yela masing first time kan (kah3) so i pon daftar diri.. Haritu dorang peruntukkan seramai 60 pelajar macam tu.. and my name is on the list no. 34. tapi sape sampai awal kira dapat no awal.. i dapat no 21.. and like srsly, ramai perempuan dari lelaki. then, ade lelaki yg kerja tu dia cakap 1 dengan 20 dulu tunggu luar untuk ditemudga. no. 21 hingga 40 sila tunggu dalam bilik menunggu. the fact is i no. 21. i was the first to enter the room.. i pon tunggu jelaaa. dorg seperate kan tau lelaki ngn perempuan.. i was alone at the waiting room. then alhamdulillah, another 3 boys came in. 2 from Melaka and 1 from N.Sembilan. which is funny i lived in Senawang, and that boy (his name is firdaus) lives in Paroi. (dekat je lol). sementara menunggu tu, kitorang pon kenal la satu sama yang lain. (tips untuk si penemuduga, jangan sombong! kenal kan diri kat org lain. jangan bajet nak bagus and dongak ke langit je!.) kitorang macam dh ngam tauuu huhu (obvsly bila lelaki berbicara) hahaha. then lelaki tu panggil kitorang suruh keluar. When we get out of the waiting room, ingatkan 1 sampai 20 dh settle. turns out belom! baru no 11 ngn 12. i no 21! lama lagi weiii..... arhhhhhh... (fyi interview ni dua orang at 1 time. so 1 ngn 2 mcm tu) kira i dengan no. 22 laa.. tunggu punya tunggu dengan air cond yang sejuk campur lagi hujan di luar, kitorang kesejukan weiiii dengan tunggu punya lamaaa.. akhirnya my no. was called.

Chapter 4 (All in English)

I stand straight, and I saw No. 22 standing as well. Her name is Hurul Ain. I asked her. Even her phone number. Then we both straight walk to the interview room. We were told to wait for the outside due to their discussion on the previous students that had been interviewed. That is the only time I encourage myself to ask what No. 22's name is and where she is from. Fun fact about her, she's from Malacca and graduated from SMK Convent. A girl's school. I mean obviously, the entire people in Malaysia know how's the Convent student's speaks right. They excel in academics, co-curricular and tons. I expected she will perform very very well. Looks like my thought were true. I am the first to knock on the door and greet to enter the room. They were 2 Panels of judges. A man and a woman. They greet us. and told us to sit. So the interview began.

Iv: Okay, welcome. Have a sit. You can put your certificates here.

we both put our certificates at the table

Iv: Okay, introduce yourselves. Who's going to go first?

Me: Ladies first I guess?

Hurul Ain:*she introduces herself, her backgrounds, her school and what is her actives in school*

Me: Assalamuallaikum w.b.t and greetings everyone! My name is Muhammad Sufyan Bin Borhan. I'm 19 years old. I lived in Seremban Negeri Sembilan. I have 2 other siblings. That would be 3 including me. I'm the youngest of my siblings. I am passionate about the English Language. Also, I page myself to be an English Teacher in the future. Thank you.

They look at us with a surprisingly facial expression, and they asked another question.

Iv: Okay, I'm going to ask you this irrelevant question. It came out of my mind. If you were given special abilities or superpowers, what would it be and why?

Me: If I have superpowers, I would choose to fly. Because I've always wanted to fly across the world and see by myself what lies beyond the world, and I want to feel it before my body reached the earth. In addition, I also want the ability to read people's minds. For I can just read both of your minds and know what do you think about us right now.

Iv: No! I am Magneto! I'm invincible (they both laughs)

Me: (chuckles)

Hurul Ain: (laughs a bit) *she tells she wants to be a superwoman*

Iv: Okay, do you love to sing?

Me: I think everyone can sing. It's just up to them whether if they want to perform or not.

Hurul Ain: A little. 

Iv: Okay, as you guys aware that this course will only be taught at KPM Indera Mahkota Pahang and KPM Seri Iskandar Perak. Are you okay with that?

Hurul Ain: Yes I'm fine about it. Because that is a sacrifice we have to make due to studies.

Iv: What about you Sufyan?

Me: I think Ain is right. It is a sacrifice we have to make. Because this is the education we're talking about. This opportunity only comes once in a lifetime. We shouldn't waste it. The purpose for me to be an English Teacher starts from this. If I were to live in my dreams, I shouldn't wait for it. But, I have to work hard and achieve it.

They smiled. The man read one of my certificates and asked.

Iv: So, Sufyan. Tell me, about this ''Peer to peer workshop'' you attend in the year 2013. What is it about?

Me: If I'm not mistaken. It is about the ''Kemahiran'' where we build dollhouses from recycled items and also we drew maps on a manilla card. 

Iv: I see. Hurul Ain seems like you received tons of certificates about the drama theatre. Tell us a little bit about it.

Hurul Ain: Yes, I'm an activist for the English Club, Drama Theater, Debates, Oral Speaking and tons of English activities. In my school, only several Malays are an activist. Most of them are Indian and Chinese. I want to inspire the Malay students at my school by joining those activities just to show them that there's nothing impossible when we are capable of making it possible. Thank you.

Both of them nodded and finally they said

Iv: Okay. It looks like we don't have any questions to be asked. So thank you.

Me: Okay thank you.

Hurul Ain: Thanks!

Have I performed very well? Have I? There are questions in my head. Literally, I didn't ask them questions. I asked Hurul Ain what does she think about our performances. She said it was fine, but not too good. Good but not too fine. In between. I think she's just being positive. She seems like a very good person. But one thing I have to tell you guys, her English is fluent. She nailed it. I wouldn't be surprised if she got the course. I know she could. Anyways, this is the end of it. Thank you to Allah s.w.t for giving me this luck. I have never been happier. I am looking forward to pursuing my studies at KPM. InshaAllah. This is my selfie with Hurul Ain btw :P